| What type of nuts sneeze the most? | |||
| Cashews | |||
| What do you get if you cross a cat with vinegar? | |||
| A sour puss | |||
| Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? | |||
| To make up for a lousy summer | |||
| What is invisible and smells like peanuts? | |||
| Elephant farts | |||
| What do cannibals eat for breakfast? | |||
| Buttered host! | |||
