Which is faster, hot or cold?  
    Hot – because you can catch a cold  
    What let’s you walk through walls?  
    A door  
    Who made King Arthur’s round table?  
    Sir Cumference  
    What happens if you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?  
    It gets wet  
    A little kid goes to his first movie alone. He buys one ticket and goes in.  
    A minute later, he comes back out to buy another ticket.
The man at the counter asks, Why do you want another one?
    The kid replies, Because that man over there ripped the first one in half.  

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