|Which is faster, hot or cold?|
|Hot – because you can catch a cold|
|What let’s you walk through walls?|
|Who made King Arthur’s round table?|
|What happens if you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?|
|It gets wet|
|A little kid goes to his first movie alone. He buys one ticket and goes in.|
|A minute later, he comes back out to buy another ticket.
The man at the counter asks, Why do you want another one?
|The kid replies, Because that man over there ripped the first one in half.|