|What steps would you take if a madman came rushing at you with a knife?|
|Great big ones!|
|What was the monsters’ favourite dance song?|
|Ghouls just want to have fun.|
|Pretend it is Halloween and a monster is about to eat you.
What should you do?
|Why did the pilgrims pants keep falling down?|
|Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat|
|Why didn't the scarecrow have Thanksgiving dinner?|
|It was stuffed|
|Is turkey dinner healthy for you?|
|Not if you're the turkey!|