hockey jokes

    Manager: I'll give you five hundred dollars a week to start with and a thousand dollars a week in a year's time?  
    Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!  
    How do hockey players kiss? They pucker up.  
    Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?  
    Captain: Well, it could have been worse.  
    There could have been more teams in the league!  

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