Soccer

    What should a soccer team do if the pitch is flooded?  
    Bring on their subs!  
     
    Which insect didn't play well in goal?  
    The fumble bee!  
     
    Why do grasshoppers not go to many soccer matches?  
    They prefer cricket matches!  
    soccer ball jokes
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

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