Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?  
    Student: Because it can't sit down!  
     
    Geography teacher: Where is Timbuktu?  
    Student: Between Timbukone and Timbukthree.  
     
    Geography Teacher: It's clear that you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"  
    Student: "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!

  
    Teacher: What are the small rivers that run into the Nile?  
    Student: The juve-niles  
     
    Geography Teacher: Where is the English Channel?  
    Student: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up  
     
     
       
     
     

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