How did the Vikings send secret messages?  
    By norse code!  
    History teacher: Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon?  
    Student: Because he was dead!  
    History teacher: Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?  
    Student: Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!  
    History Teacher: When was Rome built?  
    Student: At night  
    History Teacher: Why did you say that?  
    Student: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!  

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