| History teacher: What was Camelot? | |||
| Student: A place where people parked their camels! | |||
| History teacher: What was Camelot famous for? | |||
| Student: It's knight life! | |||
| History teacher: When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight? | |||
| Student: When they had lots of sleepless knights! | |||
| History teacher: Why were the middle ages so dark? | |||
| Student: Because there were a lot of knights. | |||
| History teacher: Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich? | |||
| Student: Because the poor didn't have anything worth stealing! | |||
