|Parent: What do you think my son will be once he finishes school?|
|Teacher: An old man!|
|Why did the boy ask his dad to come to school?|
|To take a pop quiz.|
|Student: “Dad, can you write with your eyes closed?"
The dad said,"Yeah, why?"
|Student: I need you to sign my report card!|
|Father: I hear you skipped school to play football|
|Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!|
|Dad: How do you like school? Son: closed|
|Mother: What did you learn in school today? - Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
|Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!|
|Father: What did you get on your test? - Son: Zero|
|Father: How come you got a zero? Were you absent on the day of the test?|
|Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!|