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    Teacher to student: Arnold what is the most popular
answer to the teacher's questions?		  
    Arnold: I don't know ma'am -  
    Teacher: ''Correct!''  
     
    Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning
to brighten a mothers day?		  
    Pupil: The school bus!  
       
    Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?  
    Pupil: Not very much!  
   
    T: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?  
    Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!
       
    Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me.
Are you having trouble hearing?		  
    Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening  
     
       

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