What happened when the teacher tied the students’ shoelaces together? They went on a school trip  
    How come the music teacher couldn’t open the door
to his classroom?
    The keys were inside the piano.  
    What do you call a teacher that doesn’t fart in public?  
    A private tooter  
    Science teacher:  If you are in a vacuum and
someone calls your name, can you hear it?'
    Student: 'Is it on or off?'  
    Teacher to late student: You should have been here at 8:30!!!  
    Student:  Why did something happen?  

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