|What happened when the teacher tied the students’ shoelaces together? They went on a school trip|
|How come the music teacher couldn’t open the door
to his classroom?
|The keys were inside the piano.|
|What do you call a teacher that doesn’t fart in public?|
|A private tooter|
|Science teacher: If you are in a vacuum and
someone calls your name, can you hear it?'
|Student: 'Is it on or off?'|
|Teacher to late student: You should have been here at 8:30!!!|
|Student: Why did something happen?|