Teacher: Did you copy from Sloane’s paper?
|Student: Why would you think that?|
|Teacher: Because Sloan wrote “I don’t know” and you wrote “me neither”.|
|Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!|
|Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!|
|Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Katrina's test paper.
|Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!|
|Student 1: Why are you so happy when the teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. Student 2: Because it's snowing outside!
|Teacher: Where's your homework? Student:I turned it into a paper airplane|
|Teacher: You still have to hand it in - Student: But the plane got hijacked|